Hello! I've decided to post. I'm so gonna make this post interesting because only then will I feel happy reading it next time. SMILES. To make it interesting,
1) you need to have a climax
2) you need to have a beginning
3) you need to have an ending
4) I'll put it up here once I thought of it
So I shall start with rule no. 2 - have a beginning. Let's talk about the beginning of my life... You know when babies are born they have hair already? Just that the grown-ups do something about it cause of some medical/supertitious reason. My parents said I have golden hair when I first poop out. SERIOUS. They thought I wasn't theirs... -.- But slowly my hair became black. I didn't dye it! It's a natural thing. So maybe some people can stop calling me a malay cause I was born with golden hair =) I was really chubby when I was young too. Just like some really chubby people now =) I haven't dropped all my baby tooths! Yay! I'm totally random now! Then when I was in primary school, I was REALLY REALLY very quite one. Until I hit primary three... Then life went as normal..
The climax
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Hi. You're feeling very higggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now!!!
The end
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When I die right, hmmmmmmm, let's see how people want to die. Some people want to die a glamourous death. They want to die by injecting poison into themselves then choke to death then appear in the headlines just before christmas eve.
Some people want to die peacefully. Just stab a knife into their heart on Christmas day when everyone else are all too busy celebrating to notice. By the time everyone noticed, it would be the 23rd of January. Then that peaceful little guy's body would be buried in one small corner of yio chu kang's cemetry and left there to enjoy his afterlife, only expecting the same old human visitors same time every year to visit his tomb.
Bloody Mary - Getting smashed up by a machine of something like that. Confirm appear in the headlines for sure.
Ok. I've gotta go. Bye. Hope you enjoyed reading this.
